Forget Nick Cannon — just call him D**k Cannon!
The on-air host and media personality left fans stunned late last week after filming a What’ s Poppin’? segment for his eponymous TV talk show. It wasn’ t about the content of the segment, either — he was dishing on the Golden Girls convention, FYI — but instead, it was about the, uhhhh, content material of his pants!
Yes, really!
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Ch-ch-check out the aforementioned TV segment from late last week (below), and see if you can spot anything noteworthy about the 41-year-old star’ s jaw-dropping look in his dark, fitted slacks while on camera:
Whoa!!!
If you were anything like us, you weren’ t listening to a freakin’ word about the Golden Girls. (Sorry, Betty White , we still love you tho!!! ) Instead, we were fixated upon THAT BULGE! We weren’ t the only ones who realized what was going on down under, either! Fans immediately picked up on Nick’ s imprint, going to Twitter in order to make their feelings known and get all hot and bothered in the process!
As you can see (below), viewers couldn’ t hold back from commenting on the TV host’ s “ andouille sausage, ” tweeting:
“ So are we not gon talk about Nick Canon and that andouille sausage he got stuffed in those pants”
“ Listen. This foolery is exactly how I ended up married. AND divorced. Andouille sausage ain’t for the faint of heart”
“ so nick cannon actually has a CANNON”
“ I heard him say ‘ there some big things happening’ I was like… ”
“ that explains 7 children from 4 different women”
“ Now all of us know why he’s got so many baby mommas”
“ Now this explains how this individual got to married [sic] Mariah [ Carey ]”
“ Wow… huge print nick”
“ Everyone within the front row is about to have twins. ”
“ Nick with the imprint? WOW”
“ Chip Cannon was his porn name before he made it. ”
“ Nick cannon got to chill man… whoever crushed up viagra in this man coffee this morning gettin [sic] fired plus going to hell lol”
“ His [name] aint Nick Cannon, their name is D**k Cannon. ”
“ Apparently the reason Nick Cannon has so many kids is, he can impregnate you long distance. ”
OK that last one is absolutely HIGHLARIOUS!!! And honestly probably not wrong at all! Suddenly it’ s so very clear why Nick is so popular with the ladies ! LOLz!
Related: Nick Claims Kim Kardashian Lied About Sex Tape While They Dated And ‘ Broke My Heart’
What do y’ all think about Nick’ s BIG reveal, Perezcious readers?? Are you as impressed regarding this as we are?! Sound OFF with your thoughts down inside the comments (below)!
[Image via Nick Cannon/ YouTube ]
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