You’ll have to excuse me, as I’m writing this Mourning After while giggling incessantly. The U. S. Men’s National C team, B- at best, beat a close to full-strength Mexico squad in the Gold Cup Final, 1-0. It was a tournament that manager Gregg Berhalter was using as a laboratory to find out who could […]
Tag: soccer
Phew! USWNT scores shootout win over Netherlands
With the United States tied with the Netherlands, deep into extra time in the Olympic quarterfinal — a rematch of the 2019 World Cup final — Christen Press took a beautiful pass from Megan Rapinoe, shot, scored… and then saw the offside flag go up. Read more…
Pat Mahomes cements status as Kansas City royalty
Apparently, Patrick Mahomes’ ambitions include not only figuratively taking over Kansas City, but pulling out his wallet to literally make it a reality. Read more…
Patrick Mahomes cements status as Kansas City royalty
Apparently, Patrick Mahomes’ ambitions include not only figuratively taking over Kansas City, but pulling out his wallet to literally make it a reality. Read more…
Jason Sudeikis Broke Up With His Girlfriend & Had Dinner With Irina Shayk?! WTF??
Whoa, whoa, WHUT?? This is a lot to take in! First off, we’re just now learning that apparently Jason Sudeikis and Keeley Hazell have ALREADY BROKEN UP?? The Ted Lasso co-stars had been rumored to be together for some time, though they’ve kept it VERY quiet. The were only just caught getting all cutesy on a public date […]
Test your Olympics knowledge with this increasingly difficult quiz!
The Olympics are here, and for the next couple of weeks, we’re all going to be obsessed with the Summer Games. But then what? What will we actually remember? Well, let’s find out. As the Tokyo Games get underway, here’s a little quiz to find out what you remember about the last Olympics, way back […]
Hockey can’t fail this one (but it still might)
There was always hope that if there was one, there would be more. We’re not there yet, but after Carl Nassib came out, and is the first openly gay player in the NFL, the NHL has one now in Luke Prokop. Or it will, whenever Prokop gets called up. I suppose I should write “if” […]
Gabriel Heinze is just as big of a penis as you remember
The lesson for MLS coaches the past couple of weeks is that trying to show your authority by freezing out a star player only ends with your head in the guillotine’s receptacle. Gabriel Heinze was the latest to learn that yesterday. Read more…
Maybe it is still March 2020
The phrase “out of an abundance of caution” is so 2020, but here we are in 2021, seeing it again. Read more…
Adele & Skepta Dating After All?? Rumored Couple Spotted Shopping In California!
So… are they or aren’t they??? It’s a question we’ve been asking about Adele and British rapper Skepta for a WHILE now. Rumors about their alleged romance first began all the way back in 2019, but they’ve thrown us off the scent several times since. All has been quiet on the singer’s relationship status for […]