NFLPA clears Josh Gordon for possible NFL return: report

Just when we need exercise equipment most, it starts eating pets and children

Peloton is currently not looking so great. Apparently, the at-home workout equipment juggernaut is dealing with a number of accidents involving small children and pets, including one child dying. Over the weekend, the federal Consumer Product Safety Commission released a statement urging consumers to stop using the… Read more…

Joe Ricketts, the man who burned down a newsroom for trying to unionize, is at it again

Joe Ricketts, actual owner of the Chicago Cubs and producer of a special class of doofus-progeny, wants to get back into the news game. You can look forward to any personality that attains any popularity on this network to be shipped off as soon as they ask for a raise, replaced by a college sophomore. […]

DeAndre Hopkins wins Match, Which Makes three grown men Seem like they wear pampers

Cardinals recipient DeAndre Hopkins simply place three Buffalo Bills defenders at a cradle with possibly among the finest game-winning grabs in NFL history. Read…