The day after the Super Bowl is a comedown for everyone, and probably more so in the midst of a pandemic where (if you’re logical) you’re stuck inside your house. The NHL and NBA seasons are in their dull bridge section, even in this shortened and changed schedule. Spring training is about to begin, but […]
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NHL Hurricanes don’t know who sad MAGA Bro is
Way back in 2019, Twitter user @maplecocaine said that, every day, there is one main character on Twitter. Your goal, every day, is to NOT be that character. Enter Dawson Buchanan. Read more…
NHL East Preview: The gang’s all here
This division is loaded with veteran teams like Pittsburgh, Washington, and Boston that still expect to compete for the Stanley Cup, teams on the rise in the Islanders and Flyers, and teams bolstered by recent No. 1 overall picks like the Rangers, Devils and Sabres who are hoping to break through. Read more…
N.Y. Ranger idiot who enjoys a good racial slur rage-quits Twitter to protest his dear leader Trump’s ban
After Twitter (finally) laid the ban hammer on Donald Trump for inciting white nationalist terrorists to violence, Rangers defenseman Tony DeAngelo rage-quit the platform himself. And it was just as hilarious as you’d think it was. Read more…
N.Y. Ranger idiot who enjoys a good racial slur rage-quits Twitter to protest his dear leader’s ban
After Twitter (finally) laid the ban hammer on Donald Trump for inciting white nationalist terrorists to violence, Rangers defenseman Tony DeAngelo rage-quit the platform himself. And it was just as hilarious as you’d think it was. Read more…
Let’s be real here, now that NHL has sold division naming rights, there’s no going back
In a shrewd display of the importance of the almighty dollar, the NHL has sold the naming rights for one year of its four divisions. Read more…
The AHL will return — reduced and weird — with divisions of 3, 4, 7, 6, & 8 teams, naturally
With the NHL’s return next week, one question left to be answered was how its top minor league would return alongside it. We got some of that answer yesterday, as three of the 28 teams opted not to play this season: the Milwaukee Admirals (Nashville’s affiliate), the Springfield Thunderbirds (St. Louis), and the… Read more…
James Harden Should drag Hakeem Olajuwon’s Heated jersey round the parking lot Following
James Harden’s diet Eyes Wide Shut evening netted him a $50K good, which he will hardly notice. What is really important here’s it is an ongoing pattern of Harden attempting to alienate anyone related to the Rockets so {} trade him to get office-candy-on-the-dollar rather than the fifty pennies on the dollar… Read…
The NBA is back, sans bubble, but still feels like a dress rehearsal for normal times
The NBA returned last night, and there was relief in most circles that the daily rhythm of sports will return with it. Since the Dodgers recorded the final out of the World Series, essentially the work week has been blank, at least for professional sports. We’re used to moving from baseball’s climax to the nightly… […]
2021 Begins with Notre Dame being Flipped into plasma Because We Now return to normalcy
All of us look really forward to 2020 becoming over. 2021 will not be exceptional, in it is going to begin with Notre Dame using their asshole pulled throughout their nose once more on a national point. Other years have experienced that jumpstart. Nevertheless, it’s difficult to assert that it will not be a great […]