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Shaun White isn’t worthy of a spot in the Olympics — discretionary or otherwise

The 2022 Winter Olympics are almost here and that means everyone needs to bone up on their winter U. S. athlete checklist. Let’s see here. Lindsey Vonn retired, so she’s gone. Mikaela Shiffrin isn’t the new Vonn, she’s substantially better and will probably win a gold or two. Fan favorite Chloe Kim also is the […]

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Let’s use the Girlfriend Transfer Portal Theory to figure out where Caleb Williams is headed

The transfer portal is college football’s most controversial, unpredictable, and ever-changing tool. After a 2021 rule change that eliminated the requirement for transferring athletes to sit out a year before being eligible to play again, this postseason portal activity is exploding. Read more…

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Stop blaming Vontaze Burfict for Antonio Brown’s idiocy

In case you haven’t heard, Antonio Brown did something never before seen in an NFL game this past Sunday. In the middle of a pivotal game against the New York Jets, Brown took off his pads, threw his undershirt and gloves into the stands, and promptly ran across the field bare-chested giving the fans a […]

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John Madden’s legacy is something different to multiple generations of fans

The phrase “once in a generation” seems to be tossed too often, far more often than it should be in sports, but when it came to John Madden, this couldn’t even begin to sum up what he represented. Madden passed away unexpectedly on Tuesday but left a lasting legacy unlike any we’ve ever seen. Read […]

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IDIOT OF THE YEAR #9: Ted Cruz, captain of the anti-vax Dream Team

Where does one even begin to talk about Ted Cruz? He’s a politician through and through in the worst sense of the word, a deeply cynical man who not only thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, but that everyone else is too dumb to see through his oily facade. Ted Cruz is an older and […]

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Dylan Larkin gives fan $20 to make up for spilled beer

There are few things more important in life than a beer you just bought at a sporting event. People are so desperate to get the tiniest of buzzes going that they’ll drop a whole Andrew Jackson on some watered-down alcohol. Thus, spilling that beer would be an absolute tragedy, fit for Shakespeare in the park. […]

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We regret to inform you that Jackson Mahomes is at it again

America’s least favorite famous-adjacent sibling has done it again. Jackson Mahomes, the younger brother of Chiefs QB Patrick, seems to be trending on Twitter every other week for some dumb reason or another. Jackson gained TikTok fame largely on the basis of being Patrick’s brother, really milking the relationship by… Read more…

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Fed-up Flyers fans ready to bag the season

If you’re not a part of Flyers Twitter, well, consider yourself lucky. But you did miss fans of the Orange and Black having a totally normal one on Thursday as a movement to change PFPs to an unhappy fan wearing the bag over his/her head (much like the infamous days of New Orleans fans during […]

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Spare thoughts for the former Gil Hodges Lanes

I don’t really know what I was expecting, going to a bowling alley that’s two names removed from what it was called when my grandparents used to take me there, and thinking that maybe there would be something special about the fact that the old namesake, finally, many years late, had been elected to the […]

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Robert Griffin III survived Washington, now he’s ready to expose the franchise from his perspective

The tell-all book business is booming, and Robert Griffin III is jumping into the ring with his book due out in August 2022, titled Surviving Washington . Griffin is set to dish up their recollection of all the dirt that went on behind the particular scenes during his time in typically the Nation’s capital as […]