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Olympic Skier Suffers Frozen Penis During Race — Wait, WHAT?!

A cross-country skier from Finland had a chilling realization in his run at the Winter Olympics in Beijing this past weekend. Finnish Olympian Remi Lindholm was enjoying his Olympic experience — the first of his career — when he showed up on Saturday for the men’ s 50km free start cross country race. The event […]

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Ted Cruz Left Family Dog In Freezing Texas Home As Leaked Texts Reveal Trip To Cancun Was Quickly Planned!

In case you didn’t already know it, Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a PROFOUNDLY s**tty person! And this further proves it! If you’re like us, you’ve been following the severe cold front that has settled throughout Texas, affecting the power grid, freezing pipes, and leaving millions of people in distress. And you’ve probably been following Cruz’s […]

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Ted Cruz Traveled To Cancun While Texans Are Home Freezing & Dying — And Twitter Is PISSED!

Texas Senator Ted Cruz abruptly took his family to Cancun, Mexico for a warm-weather vacation as millions of people in his home state continue to struggle with mass power outages, frozen pipes, a lack of safe drinking water, and other serious issues that have come up amid a powerful winter storm. Both the Associated Press and Fox News have […]

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Supercool MLB pitcher Jared Hughes plays amateur Bill Nye with ‘liquid nucleation’ in his car (We’ll explain)

As a free agent, days before spring training, Jared Hughes has some time on his hands. So, the 35-year-old pitcher, who had a 4.84 ERA with 21 strikeouts in 18 relief appearances for the Mets last year, is doing a little home science. Read more…