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Real Madrid goes down in Champion’s League shocker

The main headlines of Tuesday’s Champions League will be Lionel Messi scoring his first for PSG. But fuck that, Messi scores every goddamn day. The real story is FC Sheriff, from a country that kind of doesn’t exist, in their first Champions League campaign ever, just beat Real Madrid in the Bernabeu 2-1 on this… […]

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Why wasn’t anyone punished for this?

It’s always strange, as a forever-doomed Bears fan, to comment on Packers fans bitching about the one call in 3, 000 they didn’t get. Which didn’t matter anyway, because the Packers ended up winning, 30-28 , when the particular 49ers decided that 59 minutes of man-coverage was enough and to let Davante Adams run free […]

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Adam Gase always leaves winning in his wake

Adam Gase is known for two things: having crazy eyes and losing football games. The man fooled dozens of NFL teams into thinking he was capable of coaching an NFL team. He rode the success of Peyton Manning in Denver into not one, but two head coaching gigs. Read more…

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Read ’em and weep: Here are the worst droughts in modern sports, non-title edition

The White Sox have won their first division title since 2008, which doesn’t really feel right, because they’ve only had two truly awful seasons in the last decade and a half, and power in the Central is rarely concentrated anywhere for too long, but it’s true. It would be a weird thing to lie about. […]

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We, for one, welcome our new Cardinal leaders (again)

The St. Louis Cardinals, three games out of the second wild-card spot two weeks ago, now stand five games clear of the Philadelphia Phillies, and dropped their magic number to four with a doubleheader sweep at Wrigley Field on Friday. The Redbirds have matched their team record with a 14-game winning streak and given… Read […]

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World-clash events coming your way

A little off the beaten path, especially at this time of year, but this weekend sees two international competitions on these shores. First up is the Ryder Cup, which is fun for non-golf fans as everyone can enjoy watching stuffy-ass golfers having their sphincter close up tighter than a snare drum when they’re playing… Read […]

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The Panthers’ defense is definitely legit (and Sam Darnold might be too)

The Carolina Panthers are back, y’all. Be it by popular or unpopular demand, this team looks good. Former third overall pick Sam Darnold looks like a professional football player in his first two starts for the Panthers. A change of scenery — namely, getting the hell away from the New York Jets — seems to […]

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One-handed RB Kayleb Wagner breaks Derrick Henry’s high school rushing record

We here at Deadspin have written numerous times about how dominant Tennessee Titans halfback Derrick Henry was in high school. He has been a football boogeyman, the type of guy coaches would tell their players about as a scary story when sitting around the campfire. He put up video game numbers every week. Clearly, it… […]