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Rutgers is going to a bowl!

Rutgers’ claim to fame is playing in the first college football game, which the Scarlet Knights — then known as the Queensmen — won by the particular first scorigami ever , 6-4. Read more…

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It’s 2021, time for college football bowls to branch out from Gatorade dumping

As french fries rained down upon the head of Wyoming head football coach Craig Bohl against the bright blue background of the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl yesterday in place of the usual victory Gatorade bath, I thought to myself as I (and many others) do every year — why don’t all bowl games do something […]

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IDIOT OF THE YEAR 2021: Tony La Russa, Tommy Tuberville, every NFL referee, and other esteemed dummies

Happy holidays, you filthy animals, and welcome to Deadspin’s annual IDIOT OF THE YEAR extravaganza. Within these hallowed slides are 50 of the year’s least bearable dorks, whose transgressions range from “just kinda silly, ” to “dangerously stupid, ” to “Trevor Bauer. ” Read more…

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Mizzou coach sits star running back for bowl game, looks like a helicopter parent

It’s no secret that a lot of bowl games are largely frivolous money grabs created to squeeze revenue out of free labor, profiting off every moment of eligibility until all that’s left to make money off of is sales of nameless jerseys that definitely don’t represent the likenesses of student athletes (because now you… Read […]

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Hear me out: We laughed at Dan Campbell, but at least this season he was the right man for the job in Detroit

There was no better choice for coach for the 2021 Detroit Lions than Dan Campbell. Sure sometimes he seems more like a caricature of a football coach than a real one when he gets carried away talking about toughness with those broad shoulders, and the Lions aren’t actually a better football team than they were […]

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You ever watch two teams try to lose?

It used to be, long ago, when things made slightly more sense and RC Cola was a thing, that Monday Night Football was the premier game of the week. Which made it a great mystery why ABC would subject the nation to Dan Dierdorf blabbering about something at best tangentially connected to what went on […]

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The Premier League’s holiday schedule is wonderful, and also needs to be ended

It wasn’t a huge shock that the BIG MEETING today with the Premier League clubs , managers, and assorted captains resulted in no change whatsoever. The Premier League, and those below it, will attempt to plow through the particular country’s latest COVID spike, as it decimates rosters, to try and preserve as much of the […]