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Week 5 NFL Powerless Rankings: NY teams return to form, Fish fried

The 2021 NFL season is starting to pick up and we’re finally beginning to get a clear picture of which teams are about that action and which teams are not. We can talk another day about the teams that are actually for real. This is about the groups that are not. As we do each […]

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Famous kneecap-biting Lions are tired of getting kicked in the butt with 60-yard field goals

Last Sunday, the Detroit Lions were moments away from their first victory of the 2021 NFL season, the first of new head coach Dan Campbell’s career. They led the Ravens 17-16 with only three seconds left on the clock. Then, Justin Tucker, the most accurate kicker in the history of the NFL trotted out onto […]

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When will these teams finally win and finally lose?

After three weeks, nearly everyone in the NFL has a win, and nearly everyone has a loss. There are just five winless teams remaining, and five undefeated teams keeping the 1972 Dolphins from their annual champagne toast. Read more…

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Jared Goff thinks the Lions can win the NFC North (and no, we couldn’t get through writing this headline without laughing)

Jared Goff must have dreamed of being back in sunny southern California Sunday night and woke up Monday morning thinking he was still in Los Angeles playing for the Rams. Speaking with reporters Monday , the Detroit Lions QB sounds optimistic about the team’s chances this year. This is after the Lions finished 0-3 in… […]

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Don’t look now, but the Lions are quietly having an incredible offseason

The Lions are somehow a comedy and tragedy at the same time. They’re like the Forrest Gump of NFL teams, if Forrest Gump didn’t entertain anyone. Despite several very talented players throughout their history, the Lions have never won a Super Bowl let alone played in one. Hell, they’ve only won one playoff game in […]

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New Lions coach Dan Campbell answers age-old question: What if lighting a fart were a person?

You would have thought that after going through a disaster of an era with a phony-tough gasbag (who might also be a rapist) as a coach, the Detroit Lions would try and go the other direction. Maybe hire someone simply smart who is good at his job and might think about moving the team in […]