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Dallas Stars coach benches rookie before homecoming game in front of friends and family

Twenty-three-year-old Riley Tufte got called up to the Dallas Stars’ roster last week to play for their fourth line. He saw a few minutes of playing time in victories against the Flyers and the Red Wings, but the big game for him was going to be his homecoming to face the Minnesota Wild in his […]

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It’s not time to push the panic button on the Dallas Stars

It’s been three weeks since the start of the NHL season. In those three weeks, the Dallas Stars have played nine games, but have only scored nine goals 5-on-5. That’s the fewest of any team in the league, and these struggles at even strength have led many fans wondering what’s going on. Jason Robertson’s return […]

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The Dallas Stars are about to embark on a trip to hell

We’ve had our way with the Dallas Stars this year. They’ve made it so easy. Whether it was to be the first NHL team riven with COVID, or their unnecessary leap into the Mavericks-anthem debate with a “We Fuck The Flag” press release, or having to be dissuaded at the last minute from not playing […]

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The Dallas Stars love America, but apparently not their neighbors

Texas’ complete handcuffing by winter’s rare invasion into the state is a scary situation, and thousands not having power or heat in sub-freezing temperatures is a real problem. You know that. I know that. But apparently the Dallas Stars don’t seem to know it, and required the mayor of Dalas’ office to illustrate the… Read […]

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Screw the Principles! Our jerseys seem just like vomit now

The photograph above is {} of a power beverage ad, nor can it be any type of bemused Tron cosplay. It’s, in actuality, the hottest aesthetic for baseball Dallas Stars, whose obvious quest to become that city’s many poisonous franchise has accepted a literal twist. Read…

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Lightning Do Mighty Fine Impression of Dallas Stars to Tie Series With Dallas Stars

Each Stanley Cup Final, and also any tournament collection, ends up being a type of referendum about where this sport and league is. Since original ideas are treated to be an invasion of Asian Longhorned Beetles by 75% of every living area, whatever the game, and whomever wins the championship… Read…