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I’ve had it with your narratives

I used to be fine with Cris Collinsworth. I didn’t think he was God’s gift to analysis or anything. But he showed just enough passion to be lively without being cloying. He didn’t really sound like this individual was trying to do a Madden impression. And he showed just enough under the surface to be […]

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See? Americans love ties!

You could feel the collective frustration of every sports fan outside of Pittsburgh last night. It was as if we all punched the couch at the same time. You could hear it in the particular wind, a spiritual “THUNK. ” Read more…

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Upset Sunday! In the NFL, division leaders, one loss teams, Cowboys, Bills, Rams, it doesn’t matter L’s were handed out like club flyers on Sunday

The NFL had a case of the upsets in Week 9. Some teams were dealing with extenuating circumstances, such as the Green Bay Packers without MVP quarterback Aaron “I discount double-checked the coronavirus myself” Rodgers and the New Orleans Saints trying to get quarterback Trevor Siemian to play like it’s Week 3 in 2016… Read […]

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In a world of esoteric NFL stats, injuries notably absent

On Sunday night, Seahawks’ lineman Darrell Taylor went in for a tackle and ended up motionless on the field. It was a frightening moment in a sport filled with injuries. The very real threat of a concussion is ever-present in the NFL, along with less-likely injuries like paralysis or even death. Read more…

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Why wasn’t anyone punished for this?

It’s always strange, as a forever-doomed Bears fan, to comment on Packers fans bitching about the one call in 3, 000 they didn’t get. Which didn’t matter anyway, because the Packers ended up winning, 30-28 , when the particular 49ers decided that 59 minutes of man-coverage was enough and to let Davante Adams run free […]

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Screw Al Michaels and screw the Bucs

It took less than one full quarter for NBC’s Opening Night broadcasting team, helmed by Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth, to demonstrate exactly how little they care for the women watching the game. Read more…