Sport

Losers don’t get cake at Alabama

I have no problem with winners getting things that losers don’t. Participation medals should be called what they really are: Door prizes. Thank you for showing up and giving Billy and Timmy someone to beat on for an hour or so, now go eat your complimentary Nature Valley bars in the parking lot with the […]

Tech

Children poisoned by birthday cake decorations loaded with lead, copper

Enlarge (credit: Getty ) A recent baking trend of using “luster dusts” to give cake frostings and decorations a shimmery look has poisoned young children with heavy metals in at least two states, health researchers warn in a new report published Friday . A toxic birthday cake for a 1-year-old left six children (ages 1 […]

Entertainment

Watch Angelina Jolie Smash Salma Hayek’s Face Into A Birthday Cake!!

Can’t break tradition! Angelina Jolie isn’t afraid to pie someone’s face — even if it’s their birthday — for a special ritual! On Thursday night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Salma Hayek revealed that some of the cast and crew from the Marvel’s Eternals set surprised her with a 55th birthday party (even though she […]

Entertainment

3-Year-Old’s Hilarious Reason For Morbid The Lion King Birthday Cake Is Actually GENIUS!

A kid wanting a Disney cake? Nothing unusual about that. But one that focuses on the compulsory death of the main character’s parent?? That’s dark, man… However, one little girl asked for just that over the weekend, and her unassailable reasoning for the morbid request has gone viral. Related: Lizzie McGuire Fans Are PISSED After […]