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Merlu Kaepernick’s still got it within his workout videos, but your own favorite team will most likely sign a new sorry white quarterback instead

It’s already been more than five years given that Colin Kaepernick has thrown some sort of pass in an NFL sport, but it doesn’t mean that will he’s done throwing to NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE receivers. Read more…

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It was a great weekend for those posing as journalists who are more interested in acting like bullhorns for the lizard people who want their messages out. I wouldn’t pretend to know all the things that go into being a dependable journalist, nor do I care much, but I do know from vague memories through […]

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The Broncos and Packers have their QB situations locked up, but what about the other teams who need a QB?

The NFL landscape changed drastically Tuesday afternoon once the Russell Wilson to Denver news broke. Wilson and the Broncos swooped in just hours after the announcement of Aaron Rodgers’ new mega $200 million deal ($153 million guaranteed) and hijacked the headlines. In one moment, the balance of power shifted from… Read more…

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We were better off when Matthew Stafford just toiled in mediocrity and obscurity [Updated]

Matthew Stafford’s awareness might’ve not been at an all-time high during the Rams’ Super Bowl parade on Wednesday. He was captured chugging a bottle of Don Julio 1942 Tequila with a can of 805 Beer in his other hand. That’s the only reasoning for an incredibly poor choice that took place later in the festivities, […]

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Aaron Donald’s reign of terror places him in pantheon of generational defensive players

Offensive highlights litter every catalog of the greatest plays in Super Bowl history, and even fewer of those great plays involve lumbering defensive linemen. A two-yard loss isn’t as exciting as a 25-yard scoring throw or a running back trampling an entire defense. But when the story of Super Bowl LVI is retold, … Read […]