Message into the NFL: Why Just Do the Perfect thing and Phone off Ravens-Steelers [UPDATED]

Jadeveon Clowney is a great pickup for the surprisingly jacked Cleveland Browns

Shockingly, the Cleveland Browns aren’t Brownsing things up right now. Signing veteran edge rusher (and I use that term loosely) Jadeveon Clowney to a one-year deal worth up to $10 million is the latest in a trend of impressive and savvy moves by the Browns front office. That is, um. Different. Read more…

If Julian Edelman plays next year, you can probably guess where he’ll end up [UPDATE: HE RETIRED]

Update (5:48 p.m. Eastern): So, like, I saw this going differently in my head. Which is fine, it’s fine. Edelman announced on Twitter, roughly thirty minutes after I wrote this, that he is retiring from football. So we probably won’t be seeing him in Tampa next year, but hey. Gronk came back after a year […]

The GameStop revolution probably won’t sink Steve Cohen and the Mets, but

The hope for the little guy, which all of us are, is that one day hell would come to breakfast for the hedge-fund tools that are pretty close to ruining baseball, the country, and the globe. And at that point, through some inexplicable force that could only be karma, they would all have to work […]