Could ‘Coors Cat’ find itself going from the alley to the front office?

Hill throws over Peewee Moves, Ravens Crime still Dull as Grain salad, Also Mahomes marches downfield Enjoy an HBCU drum Important

Welp, Week 11 is almost from the books as yet the following sunday of NFL activity came to a conclusion. Read…

Breaking News: Trevor Bauer is still an ass

Hey, remember when Trevor Bauer sat at his introductory presser with the Dodgers and said he’d learned from his social media fuck-ups and was doing his best to be better? Well, if you had “one week” in your “When Will That Be Proven As Utter Horseshit” pool, please collect your winnings at the window. Read […]

We are too broken and hopeless to deserve a Maple Leafs-Panthers series

At least for one night, I didn’t manage to motherfuck something. The Toronto Maple Leafs and Florida Panthers put on a hockey game dressed as Calvinball last night, with the Cats getting a 7-6 win in OT. It wasn’t even that simple, if a 7-6 game can ever be simple. Read more…