Spring is in the air, so of course Mets fans have bad news

The ‘Boys could be in big trouble

The Dallas Cowboys are closing out another season on shaky ground, even though they’ve already locked up the NFC East title. Read more…

Dylan Larkin gives fan $20 to make up for spilled beer

There are few things more important in life than a beer you just bought at a sporting event. People are so desperate to get the tiniest of buzzes going that they’ll drop a whole Andrew Jackson on some watered-down alcohol. Thus, spilling that beer would be an absolute tragedy, fit for Shakespeare in the park. […]

Bob Baffert inexplicably blames ‘cancel culture’ for horse-doping controversy

Trainer Bob Baffert’s horse, Medina Spirit, who won the Kentucky Derby on May 1, tested positive for a banned substance. Apparently, according to Baffert, this happened because one of the groomers decided to take a piss on the hay in the horse’s stall after taking cough medicine, and the horse consumed it. This seems… Read more…