Tiger bests Lefty again, wins PIP initiative

Amid Shaq-Donovan Mitchell beef, Utah House passes resolution that Kazaam sucked

In today’s “sports are hilarious” moment, the Utah House of Representatives decided to actually hear, and vote, on a resolution “honoring Donovan Mitchell over Shaquille O’Neal,” which also included naming “Spida” the official state arachnid. Apparently, elected officials decided that young Jazz star Donovan Mitchell… Read more…

(UPDATE: HE RETIRED) If Julian Edelman plays next year, you can probably guess where he’ll end up

Update (5:48 p.m. Eastern): So, like, I saw this going differently in my head. Which is fine, it’s fine. Edelman announced on Twitter, roughly thirty minutes after I wrote this, that he is retiring from football. So we probably won’t be seeing him in Tampa next year, but hey. Gronk came back after a year […]

Trump angrier about losing Bedminster PGA Championship than looming impeachment [UPDATED]

UPDATE (5 PM EST): Trump is facing a second impeachment, he just lost his beloved twitter account, he inspired his supporters to terrorize the Capitol, but he is reportedly “gutted” by the recent PGA decision. Yes, he’s whining about golf instead giving a single shit about our democracy. What else should you expect at… Read […]