The sports figures we’ve lost in 2022

Surely, Ukraine’s latest soccer kit won’t incite any international controversy

On Sunday, the president of the Ukrainian Football Administration, Andriy Pavelko, revealed his country’s newest kit, which included a yellow shirt with a few Ukrainian slogans and an outline of the country — wait… is that Crimea? Read more…

Jim Harbaugh came crawling back to Michigan… leave his ass on the porch

Michigan has taken back the unfaithful Jim Harbaugh with open arms and tear-filled eyes. It’s not that he cheated on them, but it’s also not for lack of effort. It is almost a little more embarrassing that way for both parties — come on, guys, stand up for yourselves a little! He tried to leave […]

Phoenix isn’t done yet, imbeciles

Why is everyone so quick to toss the Phoenix Suns out with the trash? Read more…