We aren’t talking about Luka Dončić and Slovenia’s Olympic run enough

Fun and exciting expansion team hires most boring, mediocre coach available

Hoo-hoo, hahahahaha. The Seattle Kraken have hired their first coach. Bahahahaha. It’s Dave Hakstol. Read more…

Spencer Dinwiddie unleashes newfound energy in Dallas

That saying about a change of scenery seems to have hit home for Dallas Mavericks guard Spencer Dinwiddie. Since Dinwiddie was traded to the Mavs last month, he’s looked like a new man and seems to fit in with this roster. Read more…

IDIOT OF THE YEAR: Bishop Sycamore, Antonio Brown, and other honorable mentions

Bishop Sycamore, for getting itself broadcast on ESPN despite being a fake school and not winning a game in two years Read more…