Oh, hello, Team USA… there you are

Somehow this Coyotes story got dumber… and better

Maybe I should have waited a day. Because nothing with the Arizona Coyotes fails to get better, or funnier, or more abstract when you give it more time. As the layers get unpeeled, the aroma that wafts through the air really defies belief. It is both hilarity and bafflement, mixed in with old people stink. […]

These 12 teams have never won a Super Bowl: Does that make them terrible, unlucky, jinxed or all of the above?

Close your eyes for a moment and think of all the terrible organizations in the NFL. Well, maybe don’t close your eyes, you should keep reading. Just take a second to think. Read more…

America’s gluttonous celebration is back, and you won’t be able to look away

There’s this quote I think about around this time every year. It’s from Jason Fagone, author of the book Horseman of the Esophagus . In it, he chronicles the stories of professional eaters. I read it for a college class once. That’s a story for another time. Read more…