Little children thank Ben Simmons for building them an orphanage with all of his bricks

SEE IT: New ‘Space Jam’ trailer showcases LeBron, ’toons, and formulaic fun

The trailer for the new Space Jam movie came out on Saturday. Read more…

Robo umps can’t get here soon enough as unhinged humans remind sports fans that baseball still has worst officials

The MLB’s umpires are really milking their last few minutes of relevance, and in the process aren’t doing themselves any favors in the argument against robot umpires taking their jobs. No, Triple A isn’t testing out a robo-ump at the moment, but maybe they should be because what happened to Madison Bumgarner on… Read more…

Sleep on Cam at your own peril — Belichick is no dope, and Pats are far from irrelevant

Small sample sizes are perilous for any kind of analysis, but sometimes, it’s all you have to go on. Read more…