Booing Francisco Lindor was to be expected, but still, relax, Mets fans

BREAKING: Simone Biles is out of team competition in Tokyo

The greatest gymnast of all time, Simone Biles has pulled out of the team competition at the Tokyo Games according to officials. Read more…

Canucks ice anti-mask anthem singer; Wisconsin Drops into Marquette in Deadly Final second

Rich individuals can dictate press policy. Read…

NCAA engages in legal circle-jerk over VASECTOMY MAYHEM

It’s only fitting that the NCAA is very concerned with dicks. The NCAA is petitioning to cancel a urology center’s trademark for “VASECTOMY MAYHEM” – which is a phrase that honestly shouldn’t exist and especially shouldn’t exist around the word “vasectomy”– because they’re concerned that people will confuse it with… Read more…