Paul Pierce getting fired on his day off is hilarious, but should he have?

Zion may not have stopped trying, but it certainly looks like he has

Whenever I watch a nature special and we get to the point where that one wildebeest is starting to straggle and the particular lions are slowly creeping up, I feel bad for typically the prey. The Pelicans are that disease-ridden, emaciated wildebeest begging to be feasted upon by a pack of hungry potential new owners. […]

The Cubs finally let go of the burden of being good

It started before Kris Bryant was called up. Fuck, it probably started the day Anthony Rizzo signed his extension. This was the day the Cubs told everyone they dreaded, but secretly couldn’t wait for. Read more…

Strip Jonathan Toews of his captaincy and set the NHL on fire

(TW: Sexual assault) Read more…