Darryl Sutter gets point across to Johnny Gaudreau as only he can: Through snark

Please ban complaining about analytics from sports broadcasts, I can’t take it anymore

I understand Americans hate math. I largely share that sentiment and understand no one wants computation to interfere with a day off work sitting on the couch, gorging on food and drink while watching large men collide at high rates of speed on television. Read more…

Make way, internet, Oklahoma senator has some fake outrage over Lincoln Riley

Oklahoma Sooners fans are mad, including Oklahoma state Sen. Bill Coleman, who is looking to “honor” Lincoln Riley with by renam — wait what?! Say that again, internet, Coleman (R-Ponca City) is an Oklahoma State fan? And his planned backhanded slight of renaming a desolate 3-inch stretch of highway after the… Read more…

NHL Hurricanes don’t know who sad MAGA Bro is

Way back in 2019, Twitter user @maplecocaine said that, every day, there is one main character on Twitter. Your goal, every day, is to NOT be that character. Enter Dawson Buchanan. Read more…