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Rougned Odor must shave glorious beard thanks to Yankees’ dumb-ass facial hair policy

Because he’s been traded to the New York Yankees, Rougned Odor has to adopt the identity of a “clean-cut” American baseball player due to a policy that’s 48 years old. Read more…

Tour de France riders implore roadside fans to wear facemasks as race holds its breath over testing results

Riders and teams run arguably the biggest gauntlet of this Tour de France so far on Monday's rest day in the west of France, as they undergo testing for Covid-19 for the first time since the race began in Nice, a Covid ‘red zone’, over a week ago. There is a palpable sense of trepidation […]

You know about the ’90s Bills, but what other team is a perfect loser in four Super Bowls?

The Minnesota Vikings are the super failures you never hear about (thanks a lot, Buffalo). Like the Bills, the Vikings also lost four Super Bowls — but over the course of eight years, not four. Read more…