Rick Pitino’s ‘Larry Bird is not walking through that door’ speech is now old enough to drink

Presenting Brian Kelly, Southern gentleman

Brian Kelly’s been down South for all of 72 hours and is ready to challenge every last person who said that he wouldn’t be a culture fit at LSU. You want a culture fit? How’s a brand-spanking-new Southern accent for a culture fit? As Kelly took the floor at halftime of the LSU basketball game […]

N.Y. Ranger idiot who enjoys a good racial slur rage-quits Twitter to protest his dear leader Trump’s ban

After Twitter (finally) laid the ban hammer on Donald Trump for inciting white nationalist terrorists to violence, Rangers defenseman Tony DeAngelo rage-quit the platform himself. And it was just as hilarious as you’d think it was. Read more…

‘Grow, evolve and improve?’ George Steinbrenner would never have uttered such kumbaya bunk

Hal Steinbrenner made things very clear on Tuesday morning. Read more…