Hank Aaron was everything Barry Bonds could never be

Behold: Q-Aaron

Well, looks like Aaron Rodgers has gone full QAnon. Read more…

Hockey is the dumbest sport

It’s funny (but not), and fitting, that in a week where we’ve spent a great deal of time talking about baseball’s old, drunk, incontinent demons still plaguing the youthful and logical, hockey strolls into the saloon, hitches up its belt, and says, “Oh, you think you’re stupid? I’ll show you stupid.” Read more…

LaMarcus Aldridge joins loaded Nets, but we found the team they should STILL fear the most

Just because LaMarcus Aldridge has his lowest scoring average since he was a rookie, his lowest true shooting in five years, and his lowest rebounding average ever this season doesn’t mean he’s cooked at 35. Read more…