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SEE IT: Bryce Harper tries to tell attention-seeking ass how to pronounce the tilde in Acuña

It’s early in the baseball season, but it’s going to be hard to top what happened in Atlanta on Friday night for the major leagues’ self-own of the year. Of course, that’s what we all thought on Thursday night, when the news emerged of Trevor Bauer having his sticky balls inspected. Read more…

N.Y. Ranger idiot who enjoys a good racial slur rage-quits Twitter to protest his dear leader’s ban

After Twitter (finally) laid the ban hammer on Donald Trump for inciting white nationalist terrorists to violence, Rangers defenseman Tony DeAngelo rage-quit the platform himself. And it was just as hilarious as you’d think it was. Read more…

Revisiting the Bears’ absurd offer for Russell Wilson

The most recent NFL offseason was so chock full of Aaron Rodgers news that it’s easy to forget all the drama that surrounded Russell Wilson and his relationship with the Seattle Seahawks. While Wilson claimed he wanted to remain in Seattle , he did express discontent with how team personnel decisions had been handled… Read […]