Carson Wentz is Your Issue for hapless Eagles

This week in metaphors: ‘Sewage’ water rains down on Washington football fans

Once in a while we are blessed with a visual representation so perfectly accurate that it can’t be ignored. And, indeed, that is what we have here, captured on video: a burst sewage pipe at FedEx field, leaking filthy shit-water on paying fans. Read more…

Juwan Howard suspended for rest of regular season [Updated]

A tough season for Juwan Howard got tougher on Sunday. Following Sunday’s 77-63 loss to Wisconsin, Howard and Wisconsin coach Greg Gard turned a post-game handshake line into a mosh pit associated with bruised egos. What began with Howard taking offense to Wisconsin calling a timeout up 15 in the final 15 seconds blew up […]

Every scuff you take, every smudge you make, MLB will be watching you

It’s been the dirty little secret in baseball for years. Pitchers were doing something to baseballs to increase spin, which either helped with velocity or movement or both. This has been a factor in the far bigger problem than shifts for baseball, i.e. the inability for anyone to make regular contact against the devil… Read […]