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ACLU Files Brief To Protect Britney Spears Amid Conservatorship Battle!

The American Civil Liberties Union has officially gone to bat for Britney Spears amid her conservatorship battle — and it’s calling out the court for infringing on the pop princess’ rights! On Tuesday, the non-profit organization filed an amicus brief in support of the Toxic singer as she tries to take the steps to end the […]

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Twitter ROASTS Ted Cruz For Sleeping During Joe Biden’s Speech: ‘Ted Snooze’!

If there’s one thing Twitter is united on, it’s dragging Ted Cruz. There’s a lot of material to work with when it comes to the Senator from Texas, and after Joe Biden’s speech to a joint session of Congress on Wednesday night, there’s only more to add to the list. This time, the oft-mocked politician […]

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Ted Cruz’s performative outrage over MLB is laughably disingenuous and toothless

Major League Baseball’s decision to move the All-Star Game out of (suburban) Atlanta as a response to Georgia’s racist voting law generated a response of its own from two of the Senate’s leading shitposting insurrectionists, Ted Cruz and Mike Lee: a threat to draft legislation to revoke baseball’s antitrust exemption. Read more…

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Here are your Idiots for the month of February

It’s the return of Deadspin’s IDIOT OF THE MONTH awards, as we continue to cull the newswires for idiots from all over the sports world. Fresh of the smash hit The Top 50 Idiots of 2020, and the idiots of January, we bring you February’s Idiot Kings. Read more…

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Ted Cruz Says Neighbors Who Leaked Wife’s Cancun Texts Are ‘A**holes’ — Really, Dude?!

Ted Cruz definitely has no shame, that’s for sure! As you’ll no doubt recall, the Texas senator was caught red-handed leaving the country for a resort vacation in Cancun, Mexico last week right as his constituents were suffering — and literally dying — from an unbelievable cold front that settled on the Lone Star Sate. Related: […]

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Regé-Jean Page, Bad Bunny, Bridgerton Parody, & More: Here’s What You Missed on SNL!

We burn for you, Regé-Jean Page! In case you missed it, the 31-year-old Bridgerton star made his hosting debut on last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live along with musical guest Bad Bunny, and boy did he turn up the heat! During the leading man’s opening monologue, he had the audience practically swooning, especially when […]

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Ted Cruz Left Family Dog In Freezing Texas Home As Leaked Texts Reveal Trip To Cancun Was Quickly Planned!

In case you didn’t already know it, Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a PROFOUNDLY s**tty person! And this further proves it! If you’re like us, you’ve been following the severe cold front that has settled throughout Texas, affecting the power grid, freezing pipes, and leaving millions of people in distress. And you’ve probably been following Cruz’s […]

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Ted Cruz Traveled To Cancun While Texans Are Home Freezing & Dying — And Twitter Is PISSED!

Texas Senator Ted Cruz abruptly took his family to Cancun, Mexico for a warm-weather vacation as millions of people in his home state continue to struggle with mass power outages, frozen pipes, a lack of safe drinking water, and other serious issues that have come up amid a powerful winter storm. Both the Associated Press and Fox News have […]