Fictional Hooper Bracket: The Elite Eight

Welcome to the Elite Eight of the Fictional Hoopers Tournament. All the particular fat and sinew (Sandy Lyle and Steve Urkel) have been trimmed, and the characters left are all from powerhouse pictures. No one has been able to knock off either of White Men Can’t Jump’s main characters (celebrated last night at the Oscars, […]


Fictional Hooper Bracket: Rucker Region

This region is a little more unconventional than the Venice Courts. There are old favorites like Tommy Sheppard, but also characters from anime, commercials, and a Ray Allen appearance that you might have forgotten about from the early 2000s. Read more…


Kendall Jenner Gets Bashed For CRINGEY 818 Tequila Commercial — See The Twitter Reactions!

Y’all remember Kendall Jenner’s tone-deaf Pepsi ad debacle back in 2017? She’s clearly learned nothing from that experience because the reality star is back with a new commercial for her tequila brand 818 that’s almost as bad. To celebrate the release of her new alcohol out in California on Monday, the 25-year-old posted a series […]


Ted Cruz’s performative outrage over MLB is laughably disingenuous and toothless

Major League Baseball’s decision to move the All-Star Game out of (suburban) Atlanta as a response to Georgia’s racist voting law generated a response of its own from two of the Senate’s leading shitposting insurrectionists, Ted Cruz and Mike Lee: a threat to draft legislation to revoke baseball’s antitrust exemption. Read more…